Mike Hesse wrote:
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> Ah, Ron is developing an intelligent fan club.
Date: 1999/07/03
I am pleased to announce that I am developing an intelligent fan club.
The club is open to all intelligent fans. They may be fixed or folding, and
the newfangled electric ones are also welcome, provided that they are
protected by a suitable wire guard, or enclosed in a protective cowling.
Unprotected propeller-type fans will not be allowed, because they are not
intelligent, although the rubber-bladed variety may be considered.
Tests will be conducted to determine the eligibility of borderline cases.
Chinese fans will be particularly welcome, as the Chinese are known to be
very intelligent, but palm-fronds wielded by surly tribesmen, or punkahs
operated by wallahs will not be allowed under any circumstances, because the
punkahs are okay but the wallahs are not.
The club will meet first Thurday of every month to shoot the breeze.
The intelligent fans club is expected to provide a most welcome change for
those who are pissed off with all the hot air emanating from the ANC and its
lobby of supporters.
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