Astronomy club in Zimbabwe??
2000/01/06
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> Can anyone tell me if there is an astronomy club in Zimbabwe
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> does it have a web site?
> Thanks
> Dan
> Toronto
Professor Isosceles Vilikazi of Nyamandhlovu,
the well-known inventor, academic and political observer, replies
as follows:
"Unfortunately there is no astronomy club in Zimbabwe,
because the official policy is that the sun shines out of the
president's asshole, the moon has been mortgaged to pay for the
troops in the DRC, and the brightest star is Gladys Dongo, who
doesn't show up against the night sky, even with the most
powerful telescope.
"In any case, it is most unlikely that Zimbabwe would have
an astronomy club, because President Mugabe got a very rude reply
when he tried to borrow money from Jodrell Bank."