Warthog <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> Ignore this test
Date: 2000-12-12 09:58:27 PST
Pretoria, Tuesday - Reuters reports that the South African government has
established a Commission of Enquiry to investigate why Warthogs should wish
their tests to be ignored.
Speaking on condition of strict anonymity, Mr Vicegrip Kumalo explained that
the ignoring of Warthog tests was almost certainly linked to racism.
Accordingly, he explained, a high level commission of enquiry was justified.
It is expected that the commission will comprise 10 senior ANC members, each
of whom will be paid a thousand rand a day. Hearings will take place at
various venues around the country. Although Mr Kumalo couldn't specify
exactly where the venues would be at this stage, he assured us that they
would be five star, and the food and booze would be plentiful.
The work of the commission will take three years, or longer if possible.
In order to ensure impartiality, the government has asked an eminent
outsider, Professor Isosceles Vilikazi, to chair the commission. Prof
Vilikazi is a well known inventor, academic and political observer, based at
Nymandhlovu in Zimbabwe.
When asked to comment, Professor Vilikazi said, "Fuck off, I'm on holiday."
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