PLAN TO SAVE ZIMBABWE

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Date: 2001-08-12 15:25:14 PST 

Who says there isn't a plan to save Zimbabwe? Professor Isosceles Vilikazi,
who has seemingly been silent on the matter, is obviously working behind the
scenes, as the following advertisement in the Nyamandhlovu Cleft Stick and Messenger clearly demonstrates:

Employment offered:

Pilots wanted (2). Preferably Russian. Experience at flying into mountains
would be a recommendation. Should, if possible, have own jet. Huge salary
and bonus offered, payable on completion. Short term contract. Contact
Prof I Vilikazi, Poste Restante Nyamandhlovu, or send fax by cleft stick
messenger.