Mugabe hardens up his cabinet
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> From BBC News, 25 August: > Mugabe hardens up his cabinet
25 August 2002
Amongst all the bugs in the Mugabe bedroom at State House, is a
little
electronic one that feeds back conversations to the NCS&M
receiving
station, hidden deep in the bush somewhere slightly west of
Urungwe. That
is how we found out about the ghost of Josiah Tongogara, and that
is how we
picked up this little gem over the weekend.
GRACE: He-lo, Bob, is that you, dulling?
BOB: Yebo. Who
did you think it was. Peter Fucking Tatchell?
GRACE: Ewee, Bob, sometimes you cen be so
funny. What hev you been doing?
BOB: I hev been
huddening up the Kebinet.
GRACE: Well, if you could hudden up yo'self, we
wouldn't hev such a lousy sex life.