Dongo mission to Afghanistan (7):

Bin Laden reassures his supporters

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2001-10-11 09:31:08 PST 
> Breaking news, Tuesday :-)
>
> Following on last nights strikes by US aircraft on Kabul, Kandahar and
> Jalalabad, Osama Bin Laden has moved swiftly to assure his supporters that
> they have nothing to fear.
>
> It is well known by now that Bin Laden has a few hundred supporters who do
> not fear death, because they believe that if they should die, they will go
> instantly to Paradise, to be welcomed by lots of virgins.
>
> However, as the pressure on Afghanistan increases, Bin Laden's terrorists
> appear to be wavering.  Not because they are scared of the bombs and the
> missiles, but because a rumour is doing the rounds that Gladys Dongo will be
> one of the virgins.
>
> The Nyamandhlovu Cleft Stick and Messenger reports that the last guy who
> tried to relieve Gladys of her virginity is now a soprano in the Mormon
> Tabernacle Choir.