Dongo mission to Afghanistan (9):
2001-10-22 22:06:07 PST
The Nyamandhlovu Cleft Stick and Messenger reports on some of the adventures
of Gladys Dongo en route to Afghanistan.
In Egypt, Gladys visited the pyramids. Advised that they took years to
build, she promptly built another one, to show that the job could have been
done much faster by a woman.
The new pyramid will be known as the Great Pyramid of Gladys, and is in the
shape of one of Gladys' brassiere cups, an E+. It was built with smooth
sides and no obvious way to enter. However, in order to stick with
established tradition, an nyanga was procured, who laid a great curse upon
whoever should force their way into the pyramid within the next thousand
years.
It is reported that entry was procured the very next day by a certain Titus
Mhlope, a native of Katlehong, just outside Johannesburg. Mhlope now has a
bad case of St Vitus Dance.
Egyptian police are mystified at how he got in. However, South African
Police are surprised that it took him so long.