Dongo mission to Afghanistan (2):
2001-09-25
Breaking news :-) Nyamandhlovu, Tuesday
The Anti-Terrorism Alliance's Master Plan to capture Osama Bin Laden has
received a temporary setback. Shortly before Gladys Dongo was to leave for
Afghanistan with her bicycle and her panga, she was arrested for having
stolen the bicycle.
The US war command is having an urgent meeting to discuss the situation.
The initial task force, consisting of four aircraft carriers, three thousand
aircraft, five thousand tanks, and seventeen thousand men, has again been
placed on full alert. However, senior US commanders would prefer to send Ms
Dongo, as it is felt that the task force is likely to cause considerable
collateral damage.
Secret sources have warned that Ms Dongo could cause even more collateral
damage.